what a drag it is getting old

MASTAHPLAN!!!

> | so why do you think chaney posted that old picture of ondrea on
> | amihotornot.com?
>
> Dunno, go ask him.

do the math.

> | don't you think she'd have done better with a nice
> | current closeup of her pretty face?
> | jackie 'anakin' tokeman
>
> Having actually SEEN a nice current closeup of her face, I'd say yes.
> That old picture really doesn't do her justice!

how many women do you know whose weight stays about the same whose
appearance improves as they get older?
jackie 'anakin' tokeman

men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth - more than ruin,
more even than death
- bertrand russell

The only example I've seen fairly recently was a woman who
became significantly more attractive as she aged from 18 to 21.

That's about where most women peak. After that it's downhill
all the way, slow at first, and picking up speed after age
35 or so.

-- the Danimal

Roller coaster to hell.

>
> -- the Danimal

--
Aaron R. Kulkis
Unix Systems Engineer
DNRC Minister of all I survey
ICQ # 3056642

H: "Having found not one single carbon monoxide leak on the entire
premises, it is my belief, and Willard concurs, that the reason
you folks feel listless and disoriented is simply because
you are lazy, stupid people"

I: Loren Petrich's 2-week stubborn refusal to respond to the
challenge to describe even one philosophical difference
between himself and the communists demonstrates that, in fact,
Loren Petrich is a COMMUNIST ***hole

J: Other knee_jerk reactionaries: billh, david casey, redc1c4,
The retarded sisters: Raunchy (rauni) and Anencephielle (Enielle),
also known as old hags who've hit the wall....

A: The wise man is mocked by fools.

B: Jet Silverman plays the fool and spews out nonsense as a
method of sidetracking discussions which are headed in a
direction that she doesn't like.

C: Jet Silverman claims to have killfiled me.

D: Jet Silverman now follows me from newgroup to newsgroup
...despite (C) above.

E: Jet is not worthy of the time to compose a response until
her behavior improves.

F: Unit_4's "Kook hunt" reminds me of "Jimmy Baker's" harangues against
adultery while concurrently committing adultery with Tammy Hahn.

G: Knackos...you're a retard.

I can think of a lot of babes 35 and older that I wouldn't mind having a
ride ticket for.

--
Brock

"One thing counts in this life: Get them to sign
on the line which is dotted...A. Always. B. Be.
C. Closing. Always Be Closing."

http://www.swingout.net/

EE Ticket.

We are all getting older and obviously some people are more concerned
about getting old than others. I just turned 47 a couple weeks ago.
In a few years I'll be 50. I'm getting older every day and it sure
beats the alternative.

John Fereira
ja...@cornell.edu

Wow! If you can't score with chicks over the age of 35, I suggest
pushing away from the table.

As chicks get older, their SMV drops, so they have to settle
for older men. Problem is, older chicks are also getting hornier
and are thus more attuned to the kind of shape their old guys
are in. Since most old guys are slobs, like Brock, an old guy
who stays lean and hard can pretty much write his ticket with
these second-string old chicks. That's not exactly the same as
having something to brag about, but geez...if you're going to
enter the Special Olympics of Dating you might as well win
something.

Intense concern manifests itself as intense denial. See: Coralie
and Jet going to great lengths to deny that their value to men is
declining.

I don't see a need for that. I freely admit that my age-related
deterioration has substantially lowered my desirability to the
most desirable women I know. That isn't the end of the world, of
course, because I (like most other people) have a lot of practice
dealing with not getting everything I want at all times. I don't
find this so deeply threatening that I have to play some gigantic
head game to deny it.

-- the Danimal

Who ever said I had any trouble scoring with hot babes in that age
range? Quit projecting, Dan.
You do know the story of the old bull and the young bull don't you?
If not, I suggest you learn it.

Actually, looks do not rank as high for men's smv as they do for
women's smv. There are other factors that have much influence on
male smv such as money, brains, power, personality and so on.

Not to mention your personality defects and not having a nice car.
Or have you caved and bought a car with sex-appeal?

Oh, I freely admit that it's tougher for me to score with the
20-something babes and all but impossible with the 18-21
crowd(especially since I don't run in the same social circle as
college coeds). However, YOUR denial that there are lots of hot
babes between 35 and 45 is another example of your typical selective
fact filtration. Once again your self-promoted logical abilities
fail you rather miserably. Why do you come across as so unhappy?

--
Brock

"Put a $20 gold piece on my watch chain so the boys'll know I died
standin' pat"

Good Morning, Dan..

So, are you saying that men hit the wall too..? What age
deterioration of yourself are you referring to? Greying hair on a
man seems a small deterrent, <certainly not for all women but I
would imagine a fair amount..>, though I sincerely doubt this is
the case for you. As long as your body is fit what do you
consider deterioration factors? At what age would you peg the
'wall' to be for men, on or thereabouts?
Dpending of course on many factors I don't really see men as
hitting the wall, the popularity of older males like Sean Connery,
etc being a case in point.

In this case practice does not make perfect. :)

Do you believe in fighting for what you want? I have found that I
am more than willing to walk the extra mile for something I
want..and heh, come to think of it I do..every day..

<desire seems to work too, but I'll just follow your lead here
with 'want' for the moment.> :)

~Games People Play~

Got to the bookstore last night and had a nice time. I realized
that there isn't a library in my vicinity of any usefulness to
me. The one that is close by reminds me of a child's library.
Little in the way of selection. So, I tend to gravitate to the
bookstores because I am very comfortable with choice . ... Picked
an area I was led to very recently, got about 12 books in my hands
and lay on the floor just checking them out and seeing which ones
wanted a new home. :)

~Hee~ Books <just one of my many many weaknesses>

Anyway I gave him my books and asked him to please get get me this
months Penthouse mag from behind the counter. He just looked at
me. I repeated my request. This man was visibly bothered, or
embarassed, that I was asking for this? Is this abnormal or
something?

Heh.... He went and got it hurriedly flipping it over after the
scan...

Okay.

:) BrendaLee

>
> -- the Danimal

--
BrendaLee
Lady DreamCatcher
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http://www.cocreator.com/ehmka/
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when you dance with an angel the angel don't change the angel
changes you
~~jackie 'anakin' tokeman~~

*blush*

just getting it out of the way before I start.

I remember when I was about 18. A friend of mine told me she had
gone to her mother because she was wondering why her husbands
sexual desire was not lessening in frequency or intensity. Her
mother told her this:

~~the older the bull the stiffer the horn~~

oh, we giggled and we had fun talking about this for a long while.

And I realized that I hope this is one of them wives "tails"

a girl hopes to be based in 100% fact. :):):)

pssst. so what's your bull story, Brock..

runs to get a hot cup of tea and settles in....

Ranking these I would put them like this.

personality, brains, power and money.

so what kinds of cars hace sex appeal Brock?

this is cool

BrendaLee

--

Well, there IS that.

The old bull and the young bull were on a hill overlooking the herd. The
young bull was running around, snorting and pawing the earth, while the
old bull was contentedly grazing. The young bull suddenly volunteered,
"I'm going to run down there and fuck one of those heifers." The old
bull looked at him quizzically for a moment and said, "Whoa
sonnyboy. What do you say we just walk on down there and fuck 'em all."

That's your personal ranking.

You tell me. It probably varies with the individual. I think people
generally like a nicely styled, fast car with a luxurious interior. Some
people might find a convertible sports car appealing, such as a
Corvette, Porsche or Aston-Martin. Others might find a luxury sports
sedan such as a BMW or Merdedes-Benz appealing. Still others might find
one of those big bruising SUV's appealing.

>
> this is cool
>
> BrendaLee

--
Brock

What I was getting at are those that use age as an insult. They're going
to be get older too. If someone uses age as an insult, it's clear to me that
it's something that they don't want to have happen to them. I find it poetic
justice that they're going to live in fear of getting older while their
intended insult has no effect on my.

John Fereira
Ithaca, NY
ja...@cornell.edu

Hee. Thanks.

yes. As I said it was.

> > so what kinds of cars have sex appeal Brock?

Yes. I think it depends on the individual as well . I tend to put
more stock in the driver rather than the car.
I remember once test driving a bright red Mitusbishi Stealth.. The
seats in the back are like cockpit seats. The man was much too
large and lazy to get in there. So he let me go alone. I will
admit for those 10 or so minutes I was in my glory. But I can't
say it like turned me on or anything.

I get turned-on more by how they handle than how they look. I am
particular to color and have many colors that I don't care for on
a car. I like the sporty looks. I like the freedom of a
convertible. I just took a convertible for a test drive last
week. The guy was super nice and cute as all get out. He set this
convertible on a great angle with the top 3/4 of the way down so
it looked really classy. He had the radio playing loud with nice
music on and the heater blasting. You have to remember it is like
20 degrees here right now so this picture, although totally out of
place, left a very nice visual implanted in my mind. So strong in
fact that I took it for the test drive with the top all the way
down. It was like frigid but the heater was *keeping it real*.
Everyone was staring because of the oddity of it all, but I did
not care one little bit. . It was soooooooooooo much fun, so
freeing and a major turn on. :) Interesting how something cold
could make one hot? :)
Anyway took it back all smiley and left with an invite to go out
for coffee, <I don't do coffee>, even if the car is a no go.

Agreed, I do like them with fast pickup. I like a nice interior
with a nice radio since I like music so much.

yes it is a very individual thing.

and then again I have gotten 'very' turned-on with a really nice
looking guy driving an old car.

:)

BrendaLee

--

The Citroen 2CV. Resistance is futile.

(Well, it did feature as a Bond car in a chase scene!)

--
Frans Buijsen
Factory stock racing is more brawl than ballet. It combines the best
traits of hockey and pro wrestling, but without the finesse of either.
(The Oregonian)

My mistake. I assumed you were writing in English.

So what you really meant was you can just get those ride tickets
any time you want?

> Quit

reading

Was the old bull the one Jet rejected?

Or maybe it goes: what the old bull lacked in appeal he tried
to make up with stories.

I thank bog for that

I curse bog for being so stingy there

So how much extra money do you spend to compensate for the gut?

Being in shape becomes more of a relative advantage as you get
older, because it puts you farther ahead of the physically
deteriorating competition in your age cohort.

Put yourself in a wall victim's pumps: she probably gave up
years ago on ever again looking at a man whose body she
wouldn't have to overlook. Imagine how she's going to react
if she discovers the fun isn't completely over yet.

The thing about old women is they can fully
appreciate a decent male body. They aren't like young
women who take it for granted along with everything else.

Think about it: old guys with money and fast cars are a
frickin' dime a dozen. It's *normal* for men to accumulate
money as they age. But how many old guys have great
bodies? Even though the body might not mean much in the
greater scheme of things its relative value increases due
to its rarity.

You don't have to take my word for it. Just try pushing
away from the table for a while and see if you start getting
any better ride tickets.

When I was young they were easier to hide

oxymoron, and not necessary anyway for chicks who are
close to the wall, or bog forbid beyond it

I thank you for your sincere attempt to improve my
sex life. It's good to see you're eager to return the
favor I did for you.

But it's not about me. I'm only trying to help *you*. By
not pushing away from the table you reduce your ability
to take full advantage of your other wonderful traits.

Look at it this way. You've already got one major strike
against you: being old. Having another one (being fat)
is not additive, it's multiplicative. It's like the odds
of getting cancer if you smoke *AND* work with asbestos---
the risk is like ten times higher if you have both toxins
working simultaneously.

And unlike buying a car, pushing away from the table not
only doesn't cost anything, it *SAVES* money, so you have
more with which to impress the chicks. (I have a feeling
you could use it.)

As if it would matter. As if they would let you.

Actually the relevant filter is the fact that such quality
as still remains in that age range strongly tends to be locked
up in long term relationships already.

We may also be using different definitions of "hot." To
qualify as "hot" I'd expect a woman to be capable of
scoring 8.5 or higher on http://www.amihotornot.com with a
set of representative photos. (To be "scorching hot" we'd
have to be talking 9.5 or higher.) There are very few women
over the age of 35 who can do that. I can't remember the
last time I saw one in real life. There are a few in movies,
but of course they tend to be at the lower end of that age
range.

However, personally I can be attracted to some women who
would probably score as low as 6, maybe even 5 in a few cases.
What happens is that the lower the score goes, the less likely
I am to be attracted, although in some idiosyncratic cases I
might just happen to like some "average" woman's look. But even
when I do I'm usually not going to think she's "hot." I'd use
another term like "interesting" or "intriguing" that reflects
the lower intensity. (Or perhaps: "by Usenet standards" :-)

Depends on how you count the hanging chads.

Because I am generous and merciful.

When Brenda and Jackie came across as happy did people

a. like
b. dislike

that? It looks to me like Brenda, for all her sweetness,
has stimulated a lot more raw anger than I have.

Imagine how much more irritating I would be if I didn't
work so hard to make it so easy to imagine I'm
miserable. Would you really want that? A Danimal who is
not only right all the time but apparently *HAPPY* too?

-- the Danimal, tough but not cruel

Doesn't your argument also invalidate every other insult you can
possibly throw? After all, given that within 100 years you are
going to be worm food, on what basis can you insult *ANYBODY*?

For example, when you insult the intelligence of people you consider
stupid, for example your pal Steve Chaney...how smart is your rotting
corpse going to be in 100 years?

-- the Danimal, you've got some recanting to do

I was. I said "I can think of lots of babes 35 and older that I wouldn't
mind having a ride ticket for." Where in that sentence does it say I'm
not getting sex with whomever I want to get sex with?

Pretty much.

> > Quit
>
> reading

fanciful things into simple statements.

Don't know, don't care.

Sometimes a chick is fascinated with a well told tale. Try conversation
instead of lecture sometime Dan. It actually works.

Who can say? What do you know about the current state of my physique,
anyway?

I know plenty of skinny aging construction workers who make 1/4 of what
I do. They don't do too well with the babes. Not nearly as well as I.

35 is a wall victim? You've moved the wall back quite a ways, rather
conveniently, wouldn't you say?

So 35 is now an old woman?

See: aging construction workers in their 40's and 50's.

You really have no idea about my sex life, do you?

No, not really, it's just that all the young pups had approximately the
same sort of defects. Some grew out of them.

So 35 is close to the wall?

Yes, a nice car with a leather interior and a great CD audio system has
a very positive effect on my sex life. I get much more eager positive
responses from 30 something chicks when I ask them if they'd like to
spend Saturday night at my time share condo at the Oregon coast after a
nice drive and dinner.

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

Not really that much of strike.

So, how fat do you think I am?

How does the formula work. Have you used in in a spread sheet yet?

I know you'd like to think that analogy holds but it really is a poor
one.

You have a lot of strange feelings. You should like do something about
them. I can recommend that same shrink that I recommended for
Recluse/Dark Angel. His problems are somewhat worse than yours, though.
You merely seem depressed, whereas he's got some sort of serious
multiple personality disorder.

As if you knew anything about my personal life or my ability to attract
young women.

There are plenty that aren't.

You need to get out more.

Depends on her figure and on certain things that don't come through on
an internet picture, like the husky softness of her voice as she moans,
"Yes, oh yes, oh, oh, oh." Or the sparkle in her eye as she exchanges
lewd banter with you. Or the delicious way the fragrance of her natural
wetness mingles with the scent of the leather uphostery as she cuddles
up against you in your nice car as you drive along listening to sensual
jazz on your way to your beach condo.-------Oh, I forgot, that's my
life, not yours.

I demand a recount.

I knew a hit man for the mob that was generous with his friends and
merciful to his victims. He liked puppies, too.

That's probably true. People just rely on the delete button for you.

You're not irritating at all, only pitiable and somewhat interesting in
an insect about to be pinned sort of way.

Bog forbid!

Dr. Mengele, izzat you?

An old slob like Brock can make up for his old slobbiness by
threatening Crash (and then tricking people into thinking that Crash
threatened him first).

-- Steve

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STOP SMOKING NOW!!! ASK ME HOW!!! http://www.geocities.com/brenduh52/

So when are you gonna kick Jim Dutton's ass? In July now, is it?
What a feeb you are Chaney. A cowardly feeb.

I never said I was going anywhere to meet him in July. He has already
chickened out on three different occasions.

What, you want Jim to be pegged with a FOURTH noshow?

BTW your evasive action tactics prove that Pokemon is a liar in
claiming Crash started the threat war between you two. Then again
history proves it, too.

NO CHANEY POSTS IN SOC.SINGLES, DORK!!!

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Japan or any Asian country, they could take a television and turn it
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