Re: Me, Myself and I:

No its you problem for taking things to seriously, think about it, you are
spending your time and effort responding to obvious trolls, and I doubt any
one is actually trying to hurt such a great person as yourself.

> #2. You can't HURT anyone over the Internet. You can only TRY. It is
> your faith in this baseless assumption: "I am making someone do
> something or feel something" wherein you will always fall flat.

Oh yes you can!, you have hurt my feelings about the great Church of the
Subgenius and its members who take part in the alt.slack commune, when you
hurt them you hurt me.

> #3. All your expressed rage, anger, hurt and sneering vitriolic wit,
> will not get anyone to do or feel anything. It simply is an expression
> of your own inability to socialize well with others in cyberspace.

Are you alright?, your sub-anger and sub-wit which come through in your
posts cause me to feel feelings that I am not all that comfortable with at
this stage in my life, I just wish such an obviously nasty troll as yourself
would stop picking on us religious folks who just want comradeship and a
place to express ourselves, you are a manipulater.

> #4. Most likely, in "real life" you are all friends, relatives and
> spouses of others and nothing you do here in cyberspace would be proper
> to do to ANYONE outside of this space, as you very well know. If not,t
> hen you probably spend a lot of time recuperating from severe beatings.
> ;)

So you think violence is funny?, that people who are unable to come with
other peoples sometimes odd behaviour, for shame, I think its you who need
to realise that not everybody has the best social skills and sometimes can
only communcate in a way that a less sensitive person like yourself may
think is "trolling"., again its you that needs to look in the mirror here.

>
> #5. You are simply "venting" all the frustrations that you have with
> your "real lives," by coming to News Groups, fashioning false
> personalities and "flaming" or "trolling" others.

Its disgraceful

> As for myself, I do not use drugs. I do not drink to excess. I am not
> diagnosed as clinically insane, only mildly neurotic. I tend towards
> "hypervigillance." I am a published author (not simply in what some
> call "vanity press" but in national magazines and other published
> books. I am a published illustrator as well. I am a gallery showing
> fine artist, in two areas. One a local gallery here in my town, the
> other in a national licensing respect. I am an accomplished actor and
> an award winning poet. I am a reverend in the ULC which is a legitimate
> church. However I use the title sparingly. I receive no recompense or
> tax breaks from my association with the ULC.

Your actions speak otherwise

>
> My book on angels is a good seller, as good as I want it to be right
> now. My book on Vlad Dracula is also a fairly good seller and I am
> looking for a national/international publisher and agent for my work.
> This is what writers all do, who want to be successful. I am happy and
> proud of all my work. If you are not, that's o.k. there is no
> accounting for taste.

Im sure it is, and these "angels" are probably demonic spirits pretending to
be angels of light.

>
> I do not and have not ever sought out anyone on-line to either harass
> or brutalize. Again that is the problem of trolls and flamers. I am a
> legitimate poster. I have several websites and even a blog (saly
> unattended to in recent months). I have only one really functioning
> email. Though when servers have problems I have to get on those wherein
> I use other usernames or logins. I am not hiding from anyone. I am
> right here. Yes, I see all your poison pen-letters to me daily. But I
> am fully capable of not attending to them either.
>
> I am open, honest, forthright and often brutally frank. Still in all I
> am a good person. A spiritual person. I have helped effect healings and
> have counciled people and comforted them with my spiritual knowledge,
> all of which proceds from God. (Not from "Bob" ha ha!)

Im sure that deep down you are good person, you see I have the sensitivity
to see through such obvious pleas for attention that you have been spouting
recently, Look I don't know you, but I can put myself in your shoes, and I
do care about you in the same way I care about all Gods creation, you are a
special person and I just wish you had the nerve to let go of these "angels"
you have created in your mind and come back to reality, it may be scary at
first but thoose of us who are grounded in reality can help you.

We are not your enemy, your enemy is in your mind.

> I have never been arrested for any crime. So I have no "convictions"
> nor even a record. I am not a pedophile or a pederast or a sodomite or
> Gay, or whatever else you might like to say about me. And no one has
> any convincing proof that I am or was any of those things. Your words
> about me then are ill conceived, dishonorable and bad for your own
> health when you use them to formulate lies or even spoofs or satires
> against other people.

Im curious as too why you choose to include gay in the same statement about
criminals, pedophiles ad pederasts, I think you should look more deeply into
your sexuality, which raises another interesting question, What gender are
your angles and of what age?

>
> I have always been available for private email or other types of
> corespondance. I have many friends here in my town and abroad. I
> generally like people and can't get enoughof good friendship,
> conversation and cameraderie.(SP?)
>
> Nearly everything anyone says negative about me is a flat-out, bald
> faced lie, used I suspect to promote even more derision from the
> weak-willed followers of those who would be Internet Flame Kings and
> Queens. The mongering and manufacturing of a false sense of power is so
> easy to do via the internet that literally every anonymous troll or
> flamer does it. It is the only way they get any fun in their lives, or
> a sense of "beingness" I suppose. They gauge their own self-worth by
> comparing it with their belief in the worthlessness of others. These
> are sad creatures to me indeed and I often ask God and the Angels about
> it. But that id a whole other book!

It sounds like you have ideas of reference, you are special in your own way,
you don't need to live in this fantasy world of Angels, people out to get
you, and "Budd"

>
> Assuming things of me only makes you and I look like asses. However
> since no one cares how anyone "really" looks here, it does not matter.
> So assume away. There is not one of you, I guarantee, if you ever met
> me in person, that would think of me as an "asshole." In that regard I
> am very well educated,thoughtful, meditative before I speak and careful
> of the feelings of others. I cannot neglect people, hence my ability to
> commune with angels, which angels also NEVER neglect any of you,
> whether you believe or not is unimportant. Really, your disbelief or
> non-belief makes it easier for them to work! When one is in connection
> with spirit one must tread very lightly, because one can trip over
> one's own conscious desires and beliefs.
>
> Now several here are still on a crusade to make a laughing stock of
> either myself or my work. However since these people are so few and so
> obviously selfish, mean-spirited and unadept at recruiting people to
> their own banners of false doctrine and weird religious or personal
> beliefs, I remain unaffected. So you can all press on with your hate
> and derision. I plan to disregard it and go on with my initial project
> here.
>
> Namaste'
>
> David T. St. Albans-Pudelwitts
>

Namste to you too my dear comrade, I recognise and bow to the divinity in
you and dont jusdge you, just your behaviour, "Bob" bless.

Who said I am a "great person?"

As I said above that is YOUR problem, not mine. Perhaps you should "not
take things so seriously" as some great person once said?

There is no such word as "alright."

Sorry but nothing I said was targeted specifically at you.

Of course you meant "manipulator." However if you feel manipulated by
anything I said, then perhaps you should stop thinking of me as a
"great person" with all these powers of manipulation? When you express
yourselves by defaming me publicly then you are asking for
reciprocation. YOU sir, have publically defamed me in writing on
several occassions. Did you really expect nothing in return?

Not at all. I am dead serious. If you said the things to people you
actually were in front of, that you have said to me, YOU WOULD BE
INCITING THEM TO VIOLENCE. However the wink at the end is to say: I
know you AREN'T doing this to people in real life. Because you can only
get away with it as an on-line troll.

Who are you to cast aspresions or dole out shame? Your behavior here
has been absolutely shameful up to the present date. And you are still
trying to troll me and get a rise out of me. Which you hope to share
with your little pals on the alt.slack NG. So you can all laugh at what
you think is my mistake. This in itself is all shamefully immature and
really psychopathic behavior in my opinion.

No. You need to develop better social skills. Social Skills are
learned. And they are easily learned at that. Do not hope to tug at my
heart strings about your poor behavior and your psuedo-petulant whining
about how you were hurt because you are socially dysfunctional! Do not
expect me for one instant to forgive your poor behavior and your
attacks on my person in writing because you are an underdeveloped slob.
Get some lessons. Take some courses, Listen to some tapes. Do what it
takes to not be a moron.

I agree. So stop doing it.

These are not actions. These are WORDS. There is a difference. In that
my actions speak louder. However I still do not recieve recompense or
tax breaks because of my reverendship in the ULC.

Now. I do not believe another word you are saying. You have done your
job today and got me to reply to your evil trolls. But I am aware you
are trolling and aware you are trying to get me to respond. Further I
am glad you ALL tuned in to this post, because now that I am done
explaining trolls and how to deal with them. I will be dealing with
you. So you can continue your harangues, your lies, your
pseudo-intellectual witicisms, your shallow diatribes, your burned-out
old insults and your trolling. It bothers me not one wit.

TTFN

SAINT

> Who said I am a "great person?"

I did, you clearly have some talent but your personality disorder is a major
handicap.

Oh and I guess the Jews shouldn't have taken Hitler so seriously, there is a
difference between harmless fun that we sometimes engage in here in
alt.slack but you are an extremist.

Attacking misspelling is the refuge of a person who knows they have lost an
argument.

Yes it was, as I said previously when you attack my peer group you are
attacking me.

Expressing an opinion about someone is not defamation, again you are taking
things to the extreme and are somewhat paranoid.

Exposing you for what you are is not immature or psychopathic, as you should
know children of the light have a duty to shine before men and expose
darkness, and you sir have one of the darkest souls I have ever witnessed.

Again with your attacks, look at what you just said.

Threating someone is not mature behaviour

>
> TTFN
>
> SAINT
>

who am i? i am your genetic SUPERIOR little worm. i am a mighty
subgenius platinum backed yeti male. i put rohypnol in the ambrosia
and screwed every damn one of the olympians.....gimpy vulcan TWICE. i
circumscized Yahweh back when he was a minor thunder-godling and gave
the foreskin to judas iscariot to wear as a SHRINER'S HAT. i am the
CIA mole who has been watching this group for THIRTY YEARS, and i'm
going to use every one of your secret masturbatory fantasies AGAINST
YOU, *IN COURT*! i am the king of the kangaroos and the regent of the
racoons! i gave Mother Nature a hickey, and stole her tampon to feed
it to cerberus. i cause the planets to go RETROGRADE. i cut off saint
agatha's tits because she LACTATED ON MY SHOES. i am the FOURTH PILLAR
of freemasonary. I KILLED EL RON!! i bought the DEVIL'S soul!
WHOLESALE! who am i to cast aspersions and dole out shame?? I AM A
SUBGENIUS, motherfucker, and i WILL do anything that fucking well
SUITS MY FANCY. any other stupid questions??

st bubba

The rant of the alt.slacker? :-)

That should be THE BRAG of the Alt.slacker

Yes he does.

Right full of insight such as you post.

Still miss the whole thing don't you Bigot.
Enjoy your hatred.
Enjoy spreading teachings that this "PERSON" is bad by Birth, born of
this Blood Line he is a Monster.
You know nothing of the GHLAD's, what it means, who they are, what its
about.
Dragg Goch evades you.
You follow the way of Crom Cobar.
Enjoy your misery

Okay Azure. I enjoy obscure references as much as the next person... but
you lost me on Crom Cobar.