Train Your Genitals to Answer your Phone

No more need to answer annoying calls on your cellphone when you're
drunk driving or preoccupied with a hot date. Train your genitals to
answer the phone, freeing you up for some some hot love making, or
more time at your office (your choice). It's easy to train them.
Just sign up for our absolutely free training seminars, which follow
most AA meetings held throughout the United States. This training is
AA approved and was endorsed by God himself (and other higher powers,
from "United Higher Power Inc."). It's fun, thrilling, and
exuberating. Your genitals always love the attention and never fail.
For more information, contact "Alcoholics Anonymous", or simply ask
your sponsor. All sponsors are equipped and their genitals are
trained to answer the phone as part of the training required to become
a sponsor. Start today, and eliminate all the traffic congestion in
your mind's highway.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of your Higher Power.
AMEN

Higher Power loves you !!!!
Higher Power saves !!!!

Andrew R. Sophisticate
Associated member of Profiles Anonymous (PA)
And certified Dog Sponsor Affiliate

> drunk driving or preoccupied with a hot date. Train your genitals...

Step one: We admitted we were powerless over trolls, and that our
newsgroups had become unmanageable.

Step two: Came to believe that a good newsreader program with effective
filters could restore us to sanity.

Step three?