semiRANT! Catbutts!

Kat & Kent

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Oct 7, 2001, 10:59:54 PM10/7/01

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"Arrrrrggggggghhhh!" Kat comes racing into The Place... Mike sets her
drink on the bar as she tosses a coin there in return... she skids up to
the line... "Now those of you who know me well... heck, those of you who
know me just a *wee* bit know that I like cats... I love cats... I have
a Huge Fripping Neon Sign on the Roof of My House that says 'Cat Suckers
Live Here... Feed Science Diet'... (she gulps some of the drink) and I
know... I mean, I mean, I have been being Kept by Cats since I was not
even TWO... so I *know* that it's a *compliment* when a cat likes you
enough to stick his butt in your face... but this is TOO MUCH!... EVERY
SINGLE CAT IN THIS HOUSE HAS STUCK HIS BUTT IN MY FACE!! Do I look
depressed? <various Patrons shake their heads> Do I look like I NEED a
catbutt in my face? <one Patron starts to raise their finger but is
quickly subdued> What is it with the catbutts?! Argh! (she drains the
glass)

NO MORE CATBUTTS TONIGHT!!!!

*****CRASH*****

Kat

c.c.sb...@10.killspam.us.com

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Oct 8, 2001, 9:02:33 AM10/8/01

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Mike Huskey (mikehsk_xx...@att.net) wrote:
: On Mon, 08 Oct 2001 02:59:54 GMT, Kat & Kent <kd...@home.com> wrote:

: >quickly subdued> What is it with the catbutts?! Argh! (she drains the
: >glass)

: Sounds like a major cat-ass-trophy to me.

*whimper*

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Gary

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Oct 8, 2001, 11:45:29 AM10/8/01

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Mike Huskey mikehsk_xx...@att.net opined:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2001 02:59:54 GMT, Kat & Kent <kd...@home.com> wrote:
>
>>quickly subdued> What is it with the catbutts?! Argh! (she drains the
>>glass)
>
>Sounds like a major cat-ass-trophy to me.

Up scope.

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Down scope.

Gary
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(RODL = "Rolling on DECK, laughing", ye landlubbers!)

Jan

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Oct 8, 2001, 12:16:58 PM10/8/01

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Kat wrote:

<,... so I *know* that it's a *compliment* when a cat likes you

enough to stick his butt in your face... but this is TOO MUCH!... EVERY
SINGLE CAT IN THIS HOUSE HAS STUCK HIS BUTT IN MY FACE!! Do I look
depressed? <various Patrons shake their heads> Do I look like I NEED a
catbutt in my face? <one Patron starts to raise their finger but is
quickly subdued> What is it with the catbutts?! Argh! (she drains the
glass)

NO MORE CATBUTTS TONIGHT!!!!>>

I can only think of one thing....they a) want to have your kittens or b) want
you to have their kittens...depending on the persuasion of the catbutt and/or
the face involved, of course.

More than a compliment...it's an honor!

Jan

Jim Johnston

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Oct 9, 2001, 12:06:25 AM10/9/01

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Without a word, Sailor Jim hands Kat a wetwipe.

Kat & Kent

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Oct 10, 2001, 11:37:52 AM10/10/01

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Jan wrote:
>
> I can only think of one thing....they a) want to have your kittens or
> b) want you to have their kittens...depending on the persuasion of the
> catbutt and/or the face involved, of course.
>
> More than a compliment...it's an honor!

Kat laughs, "Actually, that's a different behavior all together... think
about cats meeting each other... and sniffing nose to nose... and *then*
nose to tail... presenting your hindquarters to another carnivore means
that you trust them implicitly."

Kat

Kat & Kent

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Oct 10, 2001, 11:38:43 AM10/10/01

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Jim Johnston wrote:
>
> Without a word, Sailor Jim hands Kat a wetwipe.

Kat accepts with thanks, "Good thinking, maybe the scent will drive them
away for the nonce!"

Kat

Solomon Fernblatt

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Oct 10, 2001, 8:50:35 PM10/10/01

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My only comment ---

"ALL YOUR CATBUTTS ARE BELONG TO US"

*giggle*

Those who get it will get it, those who don't, well, it doesn't matter
much anyway, it is just silly.....

Badger

Rift Maven

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Oct 10, 2001, 11:16:12 PM10/10/01

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Kat & Kent wrote:
>
> Kat laughs, "Actually, that's a different behavior all together... think
> about cats meeting each other... and sniffing nose to nose... and *then*
> nose to tail... presenting your hindquarters to another carnivore means
> that you trust them implicitly."

Which is why my dear, sweet, darling, Precious stuck his butt in my
face last night when I sat in my sister's recliner and put my feet up.
He'll sleep in the bed with me, but only gets in your lap in a chair if
you're in a recliner with your feet up. Don't ask me why, but there it
is. He's a Dear Boy, though (ex boy, I guess)!!

Sally, the CoffeeWench
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maenad

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Oct 11, 2001, 4:32:05 PM10/11/01

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Solomon Fernblatt <shug...@outsidecon.org> wrote:

> My only comment ---

> "ALL YOUR CATBUTTS ARE BELONG TO US"

Somebody set us up the butt!

maenad
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EHursh

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Oct 12, 2001, 7:08:42 AM10/12/01

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maenad wrote:

> Solomon Fernblatt <shug...@outsidecon.org> wrote:
>
> > My only comment ---
>
> > "ALL YOUR CATBUTTS ARE BELONG TO US"
>
> Somebody set us up the butt!

Take off every butt for great skritchies!

> maenad

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Oct 12, 2001, 12:29:29 PM10/12/01

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In article <3BC6CF3A...@bdexx.com>, EHursh <ekh...@bdexx.com> wrote:
>maenad wrote:
>> Solomon Fernblatt <shug...@outsidecon.org> wrote:
>>
>> > My only comment ---
>>
>> > "ALL YOUR CATBUTTS ARE BELONG TO US"
>>
>> Somebody set us up the butt!
>
>Take off every butt for great skritchies!

But based on the problem decribed, the appropriate activity really is:

"Move butt!"

Wayne (convincing his co-workers he's gone crazy again)

Demon Lord of Confusion Snarky

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Oct 14, 2001, 9:35:14 AM10/14/01

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'Twas brillig, on Mon, 08 Oct 2001 09:49:04 GMT, and the slithy toves did
gyre and gimble in the alt.callahans wabe, when Eris Kallisti Discordia
spoke to me through Mike Huskey's flonking, and the mome raths outgrabe:

> On Mon, 08 Oct 2001 02:59:54 GMT, Kat & Kent wrote:
>
> >quickly subdued> What is it with the catbutts?! Argh! (she drains the
> >glass)
>

> Sounds like a major cat-ass-trophy to me.

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