Yes, Virginia, there is a presidential election in 1984and it has begun
A former Vice President goes ice fishing and poses with a puny perch dangling from his line. A 68-year-old Senator dons athletic shorts and runs a 60-yd. dash in a San Francisco track meet. A man who once orbited the earth turns up at a cattle show and enters a contest to guess the weight of a black Simmental bull; first prize is a dozen vials of bull semen.
Such hijinks can mean only one thing: the quadrennial silly season has started...
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