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Wendy Chatley Green

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May 17, 2002, 5:09:25 PM5/17/02
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In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.


--
Wendy Chatley Green
wcg...@cris.com

Wendy Chatley Green

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May 17, 2002, 5:35:36 PM5/17/02
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For some inexplicable reasons, CAT <c...@unforgettable.com> wrote:

:On Fri, 17 May 2002 17:09:25 -0400, Wendy Chatley Green
:<res0...@verizon.net> wrote:
:
:>
:> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi


:>incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
:>way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.

:
:Oh, Wendy, you are an evil, evil woman. ;)
:
I'm also not too bright. I mistakenly sent this post first to
rec.travel.air.

<*sigh*>

gekko

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May 17, 2002, 5:24:18 PM5/17/02
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With nets of wonder, Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> chased the bright, elusive butterfly of love in message <bbsaeu8v6d73m3f0c...@4ax.com>...

>
> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
> incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
> way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.
>
>

See, Harwood, what you're missing?

--
gekko

I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.

The Last Real Marlboro Man

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May 17, 2002, 8:40:13 PM5/17/02
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gekko <ba0go...@sneakemail.com> "wrote" <snort!> in
news:slrnaeas60.1...@user1.inficad.com:

> See, Harwood, what you're missing?

I've got 36 bottles of Lutz's Stone Cajones Hot Sauce made and crated.
Still cooking.

--
Wayne


------------------------------------------------------------
"What a strange world we live in: What our academics, intellectuals, and
self-professed ethicists call morality so often turns out to be so abjectly
amoral -- and downright deadly as well." --Victor Davis Hanson
------------------------------------------------------------

Frank Raymond Michaels

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May 17, 2002, 10:30:05 PM5/17/02
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On Fri, 17 May 2002 17:35:36 -0400, Wendy Chatley Green
<res0...@verizon.net> wrote:

>For some inexplicable reasons, CAT <c...@unforgettable.com> wrote:
>
>:On Fri, 17 May 2002 17:09:25 -0400, Wendy Chatley Green
>:<res0...@verizon.net> wrote:
>:
>:>
>:> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
>:>incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
>:>way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.
>:
>:Oh, Wendy, you are an evil, evil woman. ;)
>:
> I'm also not too bright. I mistakenly sent this post first to
>rec.travel.air.
>
><*sigh*>

Can lutefisk be considered a terror threat, then?
--------
FRM (I'm wondering how it got past airport security...)

Dick Harper

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May 17, 2002, 11:43:11 PM5/17/02
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Wendy Chatley Green eloquently commented in misc.writing

> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
> incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
> way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.

Dear Wayne--

Please move the bus to Chester County. Or maybe Delaware
County.
Thank you.

Dick (You may store the lutefusk with your scrapple...
Harper (Remind me to tell all y'all about the jelly donuts.)

Sylvia

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May 18, 2002, 12:50:08 AM5/18/02
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It *cleared out* airport security.


--
Sylvia

William Penrose

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May 18, 2002, 12:36:57 PM5/18/02
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On Fri, 17 May 2002 17:09:25 -0400, Wendy Chatley Green
<res0...@verizon.net> wrote:

>
> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
>incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
>way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.

Can they ship that stuff by air? Not in passenger planes, I hope.

Bill Penrose

Keera Ann Fox

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May 18, 2002, 4:24:55 PM5/18/02
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Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> wrote:

> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
> incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
> way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.

Wrong time of year for it. Still, serve it up right with pea porridge,
bacon bits, melted butter, potatoes, red wine and aquavita, and I'll
forgive you.

How's that rømmegrøt coming along?

--
***** Keera in Norway *****
* Think big. Shrink to fit. *
http://home.online.no/~kafox/

Wendy Chatley Green

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May 18, 2002, 8:01:57 PM5/18/02
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For some inexplicable reasons, thinkbigs...@yahoo.com (Keera
Ann Fox) wrote:

:Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> wrote:
:
:> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
:> incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
:> way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.
:
:Wrong time of year for it. Still, serve it up right with pea porridge,
:bacon bits, melted butter, potatoes, red wine and aquavita, and I'll
:forgive you.

I didn't schedule the wrevel. I did consider getting the
lutefisk TV dinners, but the peas didn't look that fresh.


:How's that rømmegrøt coming along?

I thought I was supposed to make it fresh for June 8th. Is it
better four weeks old?

Keera Ann Fox

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May 19, 2002, 7:34:01 AM5/19/02
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Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> wrote:

> For some inexplicable reasons, thinkbigs...@yahoo.com (Keera
> Ann Fox) wrote:
>
> :Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> wrote:
> :
> :> In case you didn't think that Brownies of Doom were enoughi
> :> incentive to attend, know that 1.75 pounds of lutefisk are winging its
> :> way (so to speak) to the Wrevel site.
> :
> :Wrong time of year for it. Still, serve it up right with pea porridge,
> :bacon bits, melted butter, potatoes, red wine and aquavita, and I'll
> :forgive you.
>
> I didn't schedule the wrevel. I did consider getting the
> lutefisk TV dinners, but the peas didn't look that fresh.

Lutefisk TV dinners - that'd be the day!

Anyway, I forgot mustard. Don't forget mustard; can be spicy, if you
like.

> :How's that rømmegrøt coming along?
>
> I thought I was supposed to make it fresh for June 8th. Is it
> better four weeks old?

Thought you'd try a test-run. :-) I had some for the 17th of May, along
with salty, jerkied meats. YUM-MEE!

Oh, and one more thing I learned about rømmegrøt: If you can eat three
bowls of it in one sitting, you can call yourself a Viking.

Listen up, now:

I've done that. Eaten three bowls in one sitting. Me, 5'3.5", 120 lbs,
small stomach. Me.

So you have a tough act to follow.

The Last Real Marlboro Man

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May 19, 2002, 5:53:52 PM5/19/02
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thinkbigs...@yahoo.com (Keera Ann Fox) "wrote" <snort!> in
news:1fcfmtf.1x7k1fw193o43fN%thinkbigs...@yahoo.com:

> Anyway, I forgot mustard. Don't forget mustard; can be spicy, if you
> like.

Mustard will be available in abundance. It's one of my specialties. Lutz's
Stone Cajones Mustard, three varieties - Hot, Hotter and OH MY GHOD HOW CAN
YOU *EAT* THIS SHIT?

What will *not* be available in abundance is cooking space. My kitchen
holds one person and a cat if the cat exhales. The oven is older than
Royer. We keep the microwave in the dining room and most of the food, pots
and utensiles in the basement.

We bought this house four years ago. All my life, I've wanted a nice
kitchen. Nothing fancy, just a *decent* kitchen. I enjoy cooking. The Real
Estate Agent showed us this house, we walked into the kitchen and I said
"No, thanks. Not this house. No way." But we kept going out into the
backyard. I looked at the backyard, looked at my wife's face. The Realtor
looked at my wife's face, and smiled at me. I knew then and there that my
nice kitchen was never to be.

Most of the food provided will be cooked outdoors, if only for that reason.
Some on the gas grill, some up on the wood fireplace at the top of the
hill.

I hope luke fish smokes up good!

--
Wayne


------------------------------------------------------------
"President Bush said ... he has no respect for Saddam Hussein after the man
used poison gas on his own people. He said it three times. The idea is to
do commercials for his brother's campaign against Janet Reno as subtly as
possible" - Argus Hamilton
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Wendy Chatley Green

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May 19, 2002, 6:12:08 PM5/19/02
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For some inexplicable reasons, The Last Real Marlboro Man
<uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

:I hope luke fish smokes up good!


According to the Net Ghod, who is half-Norweigan and
half-Texan, it stinks up good.

He also was surprised that you had let me ship any to your house.

The Last Real Marlboro Man

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May 19, 2002, 6:35:51 PM5/19/02
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Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> "wrote" <snort!> in
news:4m8geuk31njloft97...@4ax.com:

> He also was surprised that you had let me ship any to your house.

I have this habit of notifying the bomb squad when pacakages arrive at my
house. The way I figure it is, I never order anything, and no one I know
would send me anything good, so better safe than sorry.

gekko

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May 19, 2002, 10:19:02 PM5/19/02
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<trib>
The Voices are telling me that on 19 May 2002, The Last Real Marlboro
Man <uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> said:
</trib>

> I knew then and there that my
> nice kitchen was never to be.
>

If you rip out that mostly un-used room off to the left of the back
door (as you face the garden), you can convert that into a nice
kitchen.

--
gekko

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -- Steven
Wright

The Last Real Marlboro Man

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May 19, 2002, 10:57:05 PM5/19/02
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gekko <ba0go...@sneakemail.com> "wrote" <snort!> in
news:Xns9213C47F9...@news.mbue.de:

> If you rip out that mostly un-used room off to the left of the back
> door (as you face the garden), you can convert that into a nice
> kitchen.

Suck my wazzonga.

gekko

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May 19, 2002, 11:01:24 PM5/19/02
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<trib>
On 19 May 2002, The Last Real Marlboro Man <uwtiuzpmhlk001
@sneakemail.com> was heard to sing "What a day, what a day, for an Auto
de Fay in misc.writing" and then said:
</trib>

> gekko <ba0go...@sneakemail.com> "wrote" <snort!> in
> news:Xns9213C47F9...@news.mbue.de:
>
>> If you rip out that mostly un-used room off to the left of the back
>> door (as you face the garden), you can convert that into a nice
>> kitchen.
>
> Suck my wazzonga.
>

Why not? It's no big thing.

--
gekko

"The sharks always get the big fish." (Vonnegut on current critical
rejection of Hemingway)

Blanche Nonken

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May 20, 2002, 9:18:10 AM5/20/02
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The Last Real Marlboro Man <uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> "wrote" <snort!> in
> news:4m8geuk31njloft97...@4ax.com:
>
> > He also was surprised that you had let me ship any to your house.
>
> I have this habit of notifying the bomb squad when pacakages arrive at my
> house. The way I figure it is, I never order anything, and no one I know
> would send me anything good, so better safe than sorry.

Did they eat all the brownies?

Dick Harper

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May 20, 2002, 10:54:09 AM5/20/02
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The Last Real Marlboro Man eloquently commented in misc.writing

> Mustard will be available in abundance. It's one of my specialties. Lutz's
> Stone Cajones Mustard, three varieties - Hot, Hotter and OH MY GHOD HOW CAN
> YOU *EAT* THIS SHIT?

I called Wayne last night to discuss his menu.
I'm bringing the Tums™.

--Dick

Lorrill Buyens

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May 21, 2002, 6:24:39 PM5/21/02
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Right before The Last Real Marlboro Man <uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com>
was eaten by cannibals on Sat, 18 May 2002 00:40:13 GMT, they issued
this poignant cry for help:

>gekko <ba0go...@sneakemail.com> "wrote" <snort!> in
>news:slrnaeas60.1...@user1.inficad.com:
>
>> See, Harwood, what you're missing?
>
>I've got 36 bottles of Lutz's Stone Cajones Hot Sauce made and crated.
>Still cooking.

If there's any left afterwards, send me a bottle, huh?

--
"An unnatural sex act is one you haven't the courage or
imagination to perform."
- Patrick Ireland

Lorrill Buyens

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May 21, 2002, 6:24:39 PM5/21/02
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Right before Internation...@NorthPuffinSpamCatcher.com (Dick
Harper) was eaten by cannibals on Sat, 18 May 2002 03:43:11 GMT, they

issued this poignant cry for help:

>Wendy Chatley Green eloquently commented in misc.writing

Tell y'all about the jelly donuts.

The Last Real Marlboro Man

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May 21, 2002, 9:48:37 PM5/21/02
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[posted and mailed]

buy...@interlacken.com (Lorrill Buyens) "wrote" <snort!> in
news:3cea5231....@news.CIS.DFN.DE:

> If there's any left afterwards, send me a bottle, huh?

Really? I will. There will be some left. I've made 50 bottles, just
finished the last one moments ago.

I have 30 of the XXXXtra Reserve Red Stone Cajones (The basic and best), 10
bottles of XXXtra Garlic Stone Cajones, and 10 bottles of XXXtra Mustard
Stone Cajones (My personal favorite).

Send me your address.

Alex Jay Berman

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May 22, 2002, 4:43:13 AM5/22/02
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On Wed, 22 May 2002 01:48:37 GMT, The Last Real Marlboro Man
<uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>[posted and mailed]
>
>buy...@interlacken.com (Lorrill Buyens) "wrote" <snort!> in
>news:3cea5231....@news.CIS.DFN.DE:
>
>> If there's any left afterwards, send me a bottle, huh?
>
>Really? I will. There will be some left. I've made 50 bottles, just
>finished the last one moments ago.
>
>I have 30 of the XXXXtra Reserve Red Stone Cajones (The basic and best), 10
>bottles of XXXtra Garlic Stone Cajones, and 10 bottles of XXXtra Mustard
>Stone Cajones (My personal favorite).
>
>Send me your address.
>
>--
>Wayne

Hmm. Post-Wrevel Sale and WrevelDamage Benefit Netathon?

Wayne Lutz: The TRUE "Boss widda Hot Sauce"?

Alex Jay Berman
-- if you can Photoshop up some nice graphic to use as a label, sell!
Sell!

Wendy Chatley Green

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May 22, 2002, 5:38:34 AM5/22/02
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For some inexplicable reasons, The Last Real Marlboro Man
<uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

:[posted and mailed]


:
:buy...@interlacken.com (Lorrill Buyens) "wrote" <snort!> in
:news:3cea5231....@news.CIS.DFN.DE:
:
:> If there's any left afterwards, send me a bottle, huh?
:
:Really? I will. There will be some left. I've made 50 bottles, just
:finished the last one moments ago.
:
:I have 30 of the XXXXtra Reserve Red Stone Cajones (The basic and best), 10
:bottles of XXXtra Garlic Stone Cajones, and 10 bottles of XXXtra Mustard
:Stone Cajones (My personal favorite).
:
:Send me your address.

(psst--Wayne. Before everyone in this multi-national ng asks
for/demands a bottle, you should suggest/require some money for
shipping. We've already established in another thread that shipping
to some denizens is prohibitively expensive.)

The Last Real Marlboro Man

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May 22, 2002, 8:01:35 PM5/22/02
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Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> "wrote" <snort!> in
news:jhpmeug32a8uc662e...@4ax.com:

> psst--Wayne. Before everyone in this multi-national ng asks
> for/demands a bottle, you should suggest/require some money for
> shipping. We've already established in another thread that shipping
> to some denizens is prohibitively expensive.)

Nancy has graciously offered to hand-deliver this one. Seems they are
neighbors.

--
Wayne


------------------------------------------------------------
"A third of the people who were asked the origin of the statement, 'From
each according to his ability and to each according to his need,' responded
by saying it's from our Bill of Rights." --Walter Williams
------------------------------------------------------------

gekko

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May 22, 2002, 8:51:24 PM5/22/02
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<trib>
Romper, stomper, bomper boo.  Magic Mirror tell me true.  In
misc.writing I see little The Last Real Marlboro Man
<uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> saying: </trib>

> Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> "wrote" <snort!> in
> news:jhpmeug32a8uc662e...@4ax.com:
>
>> psst--Wayne. Before everyone in this multi-national ng asks
>> for/demands a bottle, you should suggest/require some money for
>> shipping. We've already established in another thread that
>> shipping to some denizens is prohibitively expensive.)
>
> Nancy has graciously offered to hand-deliver this one. Seems they
> are neighbors.
>

I'll hand-deliver to Belgium, too, except you'll need to front me
the airfare and hotel costs for that one.


--
gekko

Birds take off at sunrise. On the opposite side of the world, they
are landing at sunset. This causes the earth to spin on its axis.

Dick Harper

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May 22, 2002, 9:47:27 PM5/22/02
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Lorrill Buyens eloquently commented in misc.writing when I said

> >(Remind me to tell all y'all about the jelly donuts.)
>
> Tell y'all about the jelly donuts.

You have to come to Glenside for this one. It's a
Philadelphia story.

Dick (no, not _that_ Philadelphia Story) Harper

Sylvia

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May 23, 2002, 12:49:34 AM5/23/02
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gekko wrote:
>
> <trib>
> Romper, stomper, bomper boo.  Magic Mirror tell me true.  In
> misc.writing I see little The Last Real Marlboro Man
> <uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> saying: </trib>
>
> > Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> "wrote" <snort!> in
> > news:jhpmeug32a8uc662e...@4ax.com:
> >
> >> psst--Wayne. Before everyone in this multi-national ng asks
> >> for/demands a bottle, you should suggest/require some money for
> >> shipping. We've already established in another thread that
> >> shipping to some denizens is prohibitively expensive.)
> >
> > Nancy has graciously offered to hand-deliver this one. Seems they
> > are neighbors.
> >
>
> I'll hand-deliver to Belgium, too, except you'll need to front me
> the airfare and hotel costs for that one.
>
> --
> gekko


And the chocolate buying spree costs.


--
Sylvia

Alan Hope

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May 23, 2002, 1:16:18 PM5/23/02
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Coming up next, your comments and questions on issues discussed in the
programme, like this one from gekko, calling from misc.writing:

><trib>
>Romper, stomper, bomper boo.  Magic Mirror tell me true.  In
>misc.writing I see little The Last Real Marlboro Man
><uwtiuzp...@sneakemail.com> saying: </trib>

>> Wendy Chatley Green <res0...@verizon.net> "wrote" <snort!> in
>> news:jhpmeug32a8uc662e...@4ax.com:

>>> psst--Wayne. Before everyone in this multi-national ng asks
>>> for/demands a bottle, you should suggest/require some money for
>>> shipping. We've already established in another thread that
>>> shipping to some denizens is prohibitively expensive.)

>> Nancy has graciously offered to hand-deliver this one. Seems they
>> are neighbors.

>I'll hand-deliver to Belgium, too, except you'll need to front me
>the airfare and hotel costs for that one.

My delicate palate doesn't run to Lutz-style hot sauces, I'm afraid,
or any other hot sauces for that matter. I'm a bit of a girly-man
where spicey stuff is concerned. One glance of a Sikh taxi-driver
takes a litre of milk to expunge, I can't tell you.

But you could hand-deliver me something else, or just nothing. I'll be
buying a sofa-bed shortly, if that helps in any way.

I could come to you in the night. Or not. Whatever. Your call. Mmmm?


--
AH

Stan (the Man)

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May 23, 2002, 1:33:37 PM5/23/02
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GARYO

Stan

Jayess

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May 23, 2002, 4:00:41 PM5/23/02
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Stan (the Man) <skid.@optonline.net.invalid> wrote
in message news:3CED27C9...@optonline.net.invalid...

> GARYO

O?

RJM.


Stan (the Man)

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May 23, 2002, 4:45:37 PM5/23/02
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One.

Stan

Wendy Chatley Green

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May 23, 2002, 5:27:28 PM5/23/02
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For some inexplicable reasons, "Stan (the Man)"
<skid.@optonline.net.invalid> wrote:

:
:

Results from The Acronym Database
(<http://www.ucc.ie/cgi-bin/uncgi/acronym>

Search for: garyo among acronyms

No matching acronyms for
garyo

(No one's ever looked for it before.)

gekko

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May 23, 2002, 5:35:48 PM5/23/02
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This is an attribution line. In this, I'm expected to cite the author, Alan Hope <ah...@skynet.be>, and the date, Thu, 23 May 2002 19:16:18 +0200, and even the newsgroup in which i read this, misc.writing. There. You happy?

Goodness, I seem to be a bit slow today. I'm trying to wrap my
mind around this cryptic concept you're posing. Are you suggesting
I deliver your milk to you in bed?


--
gekko

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

Stan (the Man)

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May 23, 2002, 6:09:50 PM5/23/02
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I am a trailblazer.

Stan (call me Dan'l)

Alan Hope

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May 24, 2002, 3:38:13 PM5/24/02
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Coming up next, your comments and questions on issues discussed in the
programme, like this one from gekko, calling from misc.writing:

>Are you suggesting


>I deliver your milk to you in bed?

Now that you mention it ...


--
AH

Dick Harper

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May 27, 2002, 10:29:50 AM5/27/02
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Wendy Chatley Green eloquently commented in misc.writing

> (psst--Wayne. Before everyone in this multi-national ng asks


> for/demands a bottle, you should suggest/require some money for
> shipping. We've already established in another thread that shipping
> to some denizens is prohibitively expensive.)

I sent some key lime seeds to Davida last year by US Mail.
IIRC, the cost of smailing few seeds was 4 or 5 bucks.

--Dick

Davida Chazan (The Chocolate Lady)

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May 28, 2002, 2:21:11 AM5/28/02
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And they grew... for a while.

<sigh>

--
Davida Chazan (The Chocolate Lady)
<davida @ jdc . org . il>
~*~*~*~*~*~
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to
add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery
~*~*~*~*~*~
Links to my published poetry - http://davidachazan.homestead.com/
~*~*~*~*~*~

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