Kafou Lobo: A Pitifully Stupid Man

Kafou was duped by the superior intellect of a racist! Guess he's not as
smart as he thinks he is.

HAA HAA HAA! Last month's exchange between me and Kafou was nothing but an
attempt to identify him. I led him around by his bootlips! And he fell
for it--hook, line, and sinker!

Thanks for all the info *** *******! You piece of shit.

Who's yer daddy, boy?!

King of SCAA

Yeah well, grow some balls.... and call my house again.
I fucking double dare you, motherfucker!

Kafou

Trust me, I also know who you are, **** *******.

Bullshit! I cannot think of one racist pig who posessess my attributes
nor my intellect. I am good looking, a sharp dresser, too educated and
make way too much money. Are you in that league? Do you even play that
sport? Didn't think so.

>attempt to identify him. And he fell

Bullshit! I have nothing in my real name of which to be ashamed.
I work hard, pay too much money in taxes, and employ too many
people. What do *YOU* do, besides trolling in black newsgroups?

Hey, you know my name.... I have admitted my refusal to pay more than
$100,000/year in taxes. You have called my house, you have also called
my employer on one occasion (a while back), where will you stop?
The IRS has a hot tip line, ya know.
I just hope you pull this shit at my doorsteps. You are such a
psychopath, you may just do it.... I am not sure how you will pay for
a plane ticket, though.

Nonetheless, make my day, ring my bell and start talking shit in my
face.
I triple-dare you, motherfucker!

Kafou

Gee, Haitian shit-boy. Looks like I got under your skin. You stupid
ape.

No way I'm calling your house. Never have. Never will. That is
*illegal*. And I will reiterate: there is *no way* I'm going to spend a
single night in jail over your worthless Haitian ass. No way in hell.

Jails are filled with you filthy apes. Why would I want to wallow
amongst you jungle animals?

I'm *not* taking your dare. You aren't worth it.

The whole point of the exercise was not to do anything with the info such
as calling your house. Rather, the point was to prove that you were a
fucking idiot and that I was smarter than you!

Mission accomplished!!!

Did you not notice how I kept coming back to you with more and more
questions? Questions about your personal and professional life? What
you did for a living? What degrees you got? All those little pieces
were assembled to identify you.

You know, for a while there, I wasn't sure that I would be successful.
But your stupid Haitian shit-brain and your massive, misplaced ego
guaranteed you would be boasting about yourself with enough personal info
so I could gather the pieces to put together the puzzle.

Damn, boy. You are sooooooo stupid!

My goal of proving you an idiot to the Usenet community has been
achieved.

You are a laugh riot, you imbecile!!! Dude, you have no idea how hard we
laugh at you. Sometimes when I am driving, or in the bathtub, I bust out
laughing at just how stupid you are. WHAT A FOOL!!!

By the way, my promise to you of not revealing publically any of your
info has not been broken. I haven't revealed your name, or anything
else. I haven't called you either. So drop it, OK? We both know
harassing phone calls are illegal. I certainly would not advise anyone
to engage in that activity.

Seriously, if I wanted to take this outside of Usenet (which I don't), I
would contact your employer and tell them that you refer to them as
idiots. And I would also mention your plans to quit. Companies, if they
think someone is going to quit, will often fire them first to prevent the
employee from taking sensitive info with them. But I haven't done that,
either.

Any dealings between us stay in Usenet. Agreed?

Proving you a fool in front of the Usenet community is all the
satisfaction I need.

I am not Gary Landers.

Dude, you are one hell of a narcissist.

Then why the fuck are you a Democrat? Do you realize how inefficient
government is? Do you not realize that people will not work without an
incentive--whether that incentive be keeping their own money or being cut
off from welfare?

Bullshit. How many *employees* do you have???

Kafou, you are old enough to be my father--I wasn't even born when you
landed on American shores. What I am doing here is spreading the truth.

Again, why would you publically admit this? Are you THAT STUPID?

Kafou, I have never called your house. I will *never* call your house.
I promised to never reveal your name publically. I kept that promise.
Why will you not believe me that I have not called your house? Dude,
your making me sad. I AM NOT A FUCKING CRIMINAL!!! Despite my personal
feelings, I am a gentleman. Usenet is a public forum. I have every
right to post here as you do.

Let me tell you something: you have every right to live a peaceful life
as I have. Anyone who interferes with that right by harassing you should
be dealt with--up to and including criminal prosecution. I am not a
harasser. But let's face it, there are people here who *you* really piss
off. I am not responsible for their behavior. You *do not* make me mad,
Kafou. You are comedic entertainment to me. You are a joke! (I laugh
so hard--I made you blow a gasket! Damn, you are stupid!)

Look, I think you are an idiot. You are a fool. I think you are a
laughingstock. But, I wish you all the happiness that you can achieve.
I have no ill feelings toward you. However, I wish you'd haul your
Haitian trash ass back to Haiti where you belong.

Kafou, I have never called your employer. My first post ever to Usenet
was March of 2003. Anything prior to that could not have been me.

Most certainly I know. That is why I can't believe your foolishness in
publically admitting tax evasion. The government is very serious about
that.

What if Tom Shelley, or boxdan, or any of the others here decided to tip
them off? The IRS takes anonymous tips. Dude, if you have been evading
taxes--well, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes. The government is
relentless on tax cheats. They'll take *everything* you own.

Kafou, Kafou, Kafou. You are such a stupid man. I wouldn't waste a
nickel on a long-distance call to your house. Do you think I'd blow
several hundred dollars on airfare so you could pop a cap in my ass like
you threatened to do last month???

Again, I wish you no harm. I have no ill feelings toward you. Again,
you are a fool. You are a jester in my court--for I am the King of SCAA.
And you are my buffoon.

Heh, I've got the money. You seem to think everyone is as dirt poor and
stupid as your beloved Haitian brothers. They're not. Don't hold your
breath. I'm not coming. I don't wish you any harm. So, unfortunately,
you'll have to find someone else to kill. Cuz it won't be me.

HAA HAA HAA HAA! Kafou, I am laughing so hard at you!!! You are such a
fool. However, I am concerned that I may have pushed you a bit too far.
I have other things to do today. And Teranews is crapping out--my posts
are not making it out. So I don't know if you'll ever see this. But, it
is a glorious summer day and I plan to be outside to enjoy it.

See ya, Kafou-ey!

LOL..... Don't disappoint me. I have oftentimes given you free passes
on usenet. Just don't insult my superior intelligence. Thanks.

Maybe. But, you have misspelled "ARROGANT".
I have very little need for narcissism.
Narcissus: Some asshole who drowned while admiring his reflexion.

I am just arrogant.... I just don't take shit from ANYONE. Most
Haitians don't. We are just poor, that is it! There are worse things
in life than beeing poor. Hey, One can be a useless hillbilly boy....

<snip>:

My political affiliation is my OWN business. Thanks.

blah blah blah.....

Actually, quite a few.
The answer to your unspoken question is:
"Yes, I do employ white folks."
However, they are NOT of your tribe. Thank God!

I thought you said *YOU* fought in the Viet-nam war....
You are at the very least .... 15 years older than my black ass.

Yeah yeah yeah.... Like you didn't call my house? Like you didn't call
US Robotics, 3 Com, Cabletron, Cisco et al.... to complain about me,
your master? Don't fuck with me, I have got your number.

I actually don't give a shit. Reveal it. Boxdan is dying to know, so
he can report it to the Haitian government. He even said that he is
willing to assasinate my father, a man of 76 years old!
Anyway, if anything ever happens to my family in Haiti, your ass is
mine, so is boxshit's. He lives in the Carolinas somewhere, I will
find his pink and dirty ass. You are welcome.

It is:

"YOU ARE MAKING ME SAD."

I dunno.... I however believe that a usenet personna is a glimpse
into One's real life.

Bullshit! Gentlemen have honor and dignity, they don't stalk people
neither on usenet nor in real life.

True. The difference is, you resort to stalking, I do not. Once I
humiliate your ass on usenet, it's bonjour, see you later.

Cool.

Trust me, I draw the lines once my family is involved. It then goes
beyond mere entertainment. My kids and my wife play in my bedroom,
don't fuck with this shit!

Did you call some of my former employers?
Namely, US Robotics, 3 Com, Cabletron and Cisco? Yes or no?

....and this is because I am arrogant? Who gives a shit?
Y'all want me to respect you just because you are white....
this shit just does not make sense in the Haitian psyche.
I am from a people whose ancestors have defeated Napoleon,
Rochambeau, Leclerc and their powerful white armies....
I grew up knowing and thinking that white racists are just shit,
how do you DE-program such a man?

Bullshit! You crosspost to all the useless white supremacist
newsgroups, you then try to make it sound like it's my fault.
As if Haitian posters can't see through your bullshit... Pathetic.

Contradiction noted. I DO piss off most hillbilly boys, and you know
it.

Yeah yeah yeah.....

You don't get it.... I have NEVER taken one cent from this country.
I went to the best Universities here and paid cash. I am an employer,
and I currently pay more than $100,000/year in taxes. Actually,
America owes my black ass. What have you done for your country,
lately? Are you still on welfare?

Bullshit! You and I have a history on usenet.... I smell your bad
breath miles away, no matter how you disguise yourself.

Hey, I have an excellent lawyer. Besides, you have forged my name so
many times, they may come after your broke pink ass.

Who is Tom Shelley? Boxshit probably can't afford a toll call.
He only wants to assasinate my parents. Wishful thinking, of course.

I pay my lawyer $150/hour. It's about time he proves his worth.

Well then, which one of you called my house?

Yes, you would spend the money (if you had it), you are deranged like
that...
Yes I would pop a cap in your stinky ass.

I see you have once more misspelled:
"King of Caca".

LOL... I actually want you to think about harming me..... I want you
to meet me on any streets USA, and start talking this shit. The last
hillbilly who tried that shit went home missing a few teeth.

Dickless mouse!

This sh*t does not work in a vacuum... Teranews is ran by savvy
business people, they can distinguish assholes from the normal.

By the way, you never answered the following questions:

1- Why are you in SCH?
2- Can't you find a white newsgroup which discussess your culture or
the lack thereof?
3- When and where was your last lynching?

Kafou "Inquiring minds want to know." Lobo

Look, I'm not Gary.

Have you ever thought about investing in a spell-checker? You misspell more
words than just about anyone else. I forgot, tri-level translation.

Bullshit. Haitians are poor, stupid, and lazy. Nearly 60% of *adult*
Haitians are illiterate. You stupid Haitians live in a tropical paradise, yet
you cannot support yourselves. You have to rely on Aid from white countries.
Even your neighboring Dominicans are far superior to Haitians.

Or a smelly, criminal ape. It's kinda funny how you claim there are worse
things than being poor, but you insult people by calling them poor.

*Most* whites hate blacks. That is a fact! Of course, they may not want to
bite the hand that feeds them.

No, I wasn't alive during Vietnam. Sorry.

No, I did not call your house. I did not call any of your employers (aren't
they all the same company?). Are you dumb, or do you need glasses: my very
*first* Usenet post was March of 2003. How come you are too stupid to
understand that?

Boxdan already knows. Didn't you used to post under your real name? Were you
not one of the original signers of the sch charter?

So what are you saying? Your family is hunted by the Haitian government?

That's not very nice at all. At age 76, he has already lived well past the
average negro life expectancy. He shouldn't be harassed either. He'll be
dead soon of old age, anyway.

Have I ever threatened you or your family? No, I have not. Nor will I ever.
My beef is with you, and it is in the realm of Usenet. It extends no further.

LOL!!! I'm not afraid of you, shit-boy. In fact, that last sentence made me
laugh my ass off! However, I do understand your concern for your family.
However, I don't think anyone is going to do anything to them; or you for
that matter.

You really have a thing for dirty asses, don't you?

You're making me sad because you are a paranoid nut.

Wrong. Very wrong. A Usenet persona is a fabrication. Quite typically, it
is the opposite of how someone is in real life. For example, a pathetic loser
might go on to pretend he has a nice house, fancy shoes, etc., when he does
not. I've never pretended to be anything I'm not.

Did you not read Black Avenger's fabrications? He was revealed to be
something other than his Usenet persona. He was revealed by me :-)

Stalking? Sorry. Posting to sch isn't going to match anyone's definition of
stalking. Again, it is a public forum. I have as much right to post there as
you do.

You have not humilated me. I have humilated you! You are my chew toy, boy.
Look what I've done to you in such a short time! And all it took was some
words posted on a newsserver. I've got you frazzled, stressed, and on the
verge of a coronary. I laugh my ass off at you!

As you should. You don't fuck with a man's family--ever. Not even a Haitian
shit-family.

Oooh, kinky!

I won't.

NO!

No, we want you to worship us because we are white. You are in a country
created by whites, for whites. Don't forget that. Thank your lucky stars you
are here. If I had my way, you wouldn't be.

HAA HAA HAA HAA!!! Ancient history. What about today? Poverty, illiteracy,
no economic progress, rampant crime and violence, etc.

You are descended from a stupid and lazy people. Napolean was stretched way
too thin. The majority of Haitians can't read. That makes you proud?

Blacks could end racism tomorrow if they got their act together today. Stop
the crime. Start working, get off welfare. Become more family-oriented.
Take pride in yourselves. But you won't. You can't. Your inferiority
prevents such things from happening.

You can take the man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of
the man.

It is your fault. Calling yourself "king of white racists" is going to piss
people off. Me? I just find it funny. It doesn't offend me in the least.

Well, considering 60% of Haitians can't read, perhaps they can't.