DOs and DON’Ts when working in an abandoned arctic lab:
After being stuck up here for weeks, I’m really feeling like my time working on this meta cure is wrapping up. While I’m grateful for all the peace and quiet and not having to worry about Sherloque hogging my computer all the time, being up here for days on end can be…. well, let’s just say the struggle is definitely REAL.
So, should you find yourselves working in a former black ops site, here’s my list of DOs and DON’Ts to make it a little easier for you:
1) Don’t forget to set up WIFI. This place hasn’t seen a mop in 20 years let alone have any of its systems upgraded.
2) Do bring your favorite game system and definitely remember to re-up your STEAM subscription. Make sure to bring some variety in your gaming to keep it fresh: A little “God of War” here, some Call of Duty, and maybe a couple hours of Resident Evil…wait, people trapped in a creepy lab with monsters… scratch that last one.
3) Definitely DON’T watch “The Thing” or any horror film set in a winter-like setting.
4) Do pack the essentials: A couple of family packs of ramen in a cup, a few weeks worth of Twizzlers, and the last 5 unread issues of the “Fluid Mechanics Monthly.”
5) Do bring all of your important exercise equipment: Resistance bands, Kettle Bells, Yoga M…HA! I was making sure you were still reading. Why on earth would I bring any of that? Put this firmly in the “Don’t” column.
6) Do figure out how to sign up for that Multiversal Delivery service Sherloque uses. The elutriation rotors on my centrifuge keep wearing out and the ones made on Earth-2 are damn near indestructible!
7) Don’t be distracted by the very smart, talented, and all-around awesome bartender/ photographer that you’ve been texting with for the past couple of weeks…even if she is trying to set up a date with you. That’s something you can worry about when you’re back in town… hopefully soon.